Internet Service Provider Gibbon

Internet Service Provider (ISP) Gibbons are a species native to North America.

Overview
The gibbons are known to work 24 hour shifts to provide internet connection for individuals. The only known person to have their internet connection run by these gibbons is AKyemeni, although scientists predict there could be up to 70 more. The gibbons tend to only supply Internet speeds of the slowest kind, akin to the early 2000s and late 90s speeds. These speeds can range anywhere between .73 MB down and .12 MB up to .78 MB down and .14 up. As mentioned, this speed is archaic in the modern world and are in dire need to of change. This is the only gibbon type that is wanted to be obliterated from the face of the Earth.

How the gibbons work
No one knows how the gibbons function, but it is said that they are highly intelligent and deadly.

Rumours and Speculation
In July of 2011, a picture appeared on the internet, seen right. The poster claimed it to be a rare, valuable picture of an internet service provider gibbon at work. Gibbon experts soon realised it was a fake however, as the primate in the picture is in fact a chimp rather than a gibbon of any kind.

Although it is said that Gibbons are much more intelligent than humans, they still provide very basic internet services. The reason for this is unknown, but it is believed that they are using the same Internet structure they used in the year 1111 to brainwash humans.