Gibbon Fanatics

Gibbon Fanatic
Believe it or not, us here on the wiki are NOT the most dedicated gibbon fans. While we will defend them to the death (as long as we respawn in a safe location) there are other humans who have attempted the impossible: to become a gibbon. While the laws of nature declare there is no way, these people have made a valiant effort to be one with their inner gibbon.

List of Heroes:
Edward Gibbon: 1737-1794. English historian and member of the Human Parliament.

Edward Gibbon Wakefield: 1796-1862. British politican who led colonization in New Zealand and Australia.

Edward-Howard Gibbon: 1799-1849. English surgeon, arms officer and lawyer. It was heard through the grapevine he tried to give weapons to gibbons. Thankfully, they refused.

Ray Gibbon: 1926-1999. Mayor of St. Albert, Alberta. Rumor has it he tried to allow gibbons to buy houses. It was shot down quickly.

Roger Gibbon: 1944-present. Professional athlete; cyclist. Possible transporter of gibbons and supplies.

William Monk Gibbon: 1896-1987. Irish poet.

Success and Failures
While these brave humans tried their best, they stayed the mortals they were. In fact, the closest humans have ever reached this near-godly status is the curious case of Richard McGonagle, and possibly his co-workers. However, they still managed to live full and prosperous lives. These admirable men should be see as examples to stride for. For, if they let their vastly inferior intelligence to gibbons control their lives, they would have been nothing. But they let that fact fuel their determination, and from the spark of hope their careers took off, leaving others in a state of awe.